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Yeah Demotivational Poster

HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.

TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.

FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

WHAT A DUMB ASS - Need I say more???

TAGS: yeah those are real
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
An inverse relationship between ink and brains



TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!

LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.

TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?

NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.

TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm

F-15 & FF-22 -

TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big f***in' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living **** out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
f***in A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
f*** Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!


TAGS: greatness tradition arrogance f*** yeah
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Excellent Aggy.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 9:30 am

wow...just frickin wow ag.
GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 9:27 am
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind." 5L
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:04 am
very nice aggy =)


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.

THE BP GULF OIL SPILL - It's Had Hardly Any Effect On The Environment

TAGS: yeah right
Rating: 3.25/5

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wampyre - May 24, 2010, 8:01 am
you've said it! and quite creatively too!

Hillary Headbanger -

TAGS: dr feelgood yeah mofo girls girls girls *** drugs and rockinroll
Rating: 5/5

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vindicator - July 25, 2014, 4:34 am
oh please. "Former Secretary of State" wouldnt fit and most people dont know htf John Kerry is. Its all in the timing, a joke is not funny if you have to think about it or have it explained.
AirCop - July 25, 2014, 2:21 am
Dear Vindicator, On February 1, 2013, Hillary Rodham Clinton resigned as Secretary of State and John Kerry was sworn in as the 68th Secretary of State. It is July 2014. Are you living under a rock?
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Ya'd need a lot of 5L drugs and rock 'n roll before her chances of *** start to look any better.


TAGS: yeah it doesn t make sense to me either i wrote it
Rating: 4.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm

just rambling on
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:07 pm
Love it! Ode to a peeping tom?



TAGS: uh yeah about that
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - June 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
Superb! 5L
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:07 am
Hall of fame!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:28 am
Your stuff is the **** Haar and you know it. Enough with the false modesty! XD
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:27 am
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
T'ain't necessarily so, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
That was a "crude" comment Moooooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
Much like when I first cam here and tried hard to emulate Sean's stuff.... nothing was more frustrating than when Haar came in brand new, firing off amazing work. I had to come to grips with the fact that I'm in the basement of the wannabe smart guys.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
Nowadays? I'm trying to pattern myself after "Seldom Seen Smith" in Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang". Or do you mean it's a lost cause in the summer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
That chicken is gonna make a right mess of my BBQ.....5L.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:24 am
I hate it cause his stuff is so much better than mine!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:23 am
I love when Haar comes through and helps boost the site's integrity. Although nowadays....



TAGS: yeah thats right they built the pyramids
Rating: 4.07/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 2:57 pm
Rent the movie Stargate and you will get the connection between the pyramid and aliens. Maybe that was CpnKangaroo's inspiration.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
Densaku, it's a poster a**ignemt, first of all. Secondly, that is an a-hole comment fon this poster, unless you have never heard of the alien-assistance theory of pyramid building, in which case you're a moron. Or, you're clueless to humor. This is a 5L.
Densaku - May 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
Huh....last time i've checked Egyptians weren't aliens.

SMUGGLER'S COVE - It's a beach full of self-satisfaction. Now give yourself a high-five.

TAGS: smug day pun yeah i know i m reaching here
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:38 am
Matt...stay IN the "box"...it's warm and wet in there! This is punerrific! 5L!
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
thx Sick! I was trying to think outside the box... but it's snowing here so I went back inside.
sickartist - December 29, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge 5L


TAGS: yeah yeah i know boss
Rating: 3.97/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
May be true in the US, but if someone said that here in NZ, I'd expect they were World-class.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 1:40 pm
I love this. It's great, and I should know: I've been making motifakes for awhile now."


CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.

JIM JONES - I said I would drop by for a cold one He said he had a couple hundred on ice Talk about crossed wires.

TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3.51/5

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bOB cHIN - September 9, 2009, 4:22 pm
Must Go HOF...
Logic Man - August 11, 2009, 11:32 am
WTF....that is quite full of cold funniness...5L
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 12:27 am
The great state of aggy casts a vote of 5L on behalf of TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 12:13 am
I was thinking aboot this 1 earlier. IMO one of the most underrated posters on the site. I wish I could vote again.
moooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2009, 10:09 pm
thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done. 5L
canuck - June 11, 2009, 10:36 am
and this is why you only get to guzzle the kool-aid once. OH YEAAAAH! 5L
Sean - June 9, 2009, 2:42 pm
5 you sick Canuck. And I hate it when THAT happens.


TAGS: uhmm yeah say hey look over that yeah uhmmm
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
Thanks for ruining it. Sheesh.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yessssss! 3.
Sean - June 22, 2009, 6:37 pm
Yesssss! 2.9.

GLOBAL WARMING - I probably should care more about it. It's partly apathy, but mainly it's the fact that I really don't give a shit




HONDAS - Just like Harleys but not nearly as cool


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would b***f*** a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!


PAC-MAN - So those pelets mean something?

TAGS: pac man yeah hi
Rating: 1.46/5

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Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 1:29 am
I a**ume you're saying pac-man eats sh**. Hopefully he stays alive long enough to get to this poster.
kimzter - December 12, 2010, 1:26 am
voted 2 i get this number of bad votes warning and it scares me
5150monkeylove - December 11, 2010, 9:53 am
I didn't go down that road... I just voted the amount of ghosts visible
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:51 am
"Pellets!!" AARRGGHH!!
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
1 remaining ghost.

Look At Him! -

Islamic "States" -

TAGS: yeah we roll like that
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:10 pm
Oh, forgot. Dog's name is 'Didiebytcha'.


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That **** is horrible